Parrot attack and english lesson and cruz roja training

This morning I walk over to negros house to wake him up so we can go to training with red cross, and his parrot bite me, clamp down hard and draw blood, then we wait for one hour on a bus that never come, after that we have english lesson and a song come on the radio by puddle of mud, pana asks, "Que significa, she fucking hates me" and I just tell him well that mean she don't like you very much.

Montezuma Camping Trip

Well we just get back from camp out in da jungle, catchin da kine waves to ourself, you see here couple fotos from dat perfect left hander point break, chillin out in da hammock tent, camp fire, 76 Land Cruiser, two great friends T-bone and Jennine, pura vida!

Monsoon Rains

Heeyah! Git outta here, git, before I take off my sandal and run you outta here, go on you silly monsoon and take dat crazy ass 30 inches of rain in 10 days with you, hell go to Texas where they might throw a party for you...

Feet are important

Well like I said, feet are important in your every day life, for example surfing, bottom turns, top turns, cut backs. Stomping on bugs, chasing a whore that just grabbed your wallet (that's just an example), etc.
In the past month my feet have dealt with parasites, dropping a bed on one toe in Pavones, kicking rocks, lawnmowers, one stingray bite, one sea urchin the next day, and now the Gout is trying to attack my good foot during the biggest swell of the year, bring on Aleve cause we goin campin on dat new point break!

Soda Mary still rocks

Well this recent photo taken by a good friend Karram, shows that Soda Mary still got it. After a surf lesson that was ended by a sting ray that was buried because too much current, we decide to make guacamole, drank some beers and order some pizza, although when Ray went to pick up the pizza he went to the wrong place, brought back pizza any way

New Point Break

Well we were looking for a trailer and found one on Craigs List for $100 in a fairly remote part of CR with rich wave potential, so me, kealy and desirae load up the mule and head out for adventure. The trailer sucks but we found a beautiful left hander with hardly any body on it so me and kealy killed it. These pics taken with my gay purple phone and they suck too but you get the idea of the setup of this amazing wave.
We goin back this weekend to camp out.

Spider

Well I get ready for a drink of water and holy fuck there's a giant spider on the handle, probably better to just drink beer and avoid this type of drama.

Boa at da Soda Mary

Well Shannon Barrels finds this boa in the stairway at Soda Mary and it's not payin rent so we had to evict that mofo, any way Beau took some cool fotos...

Epic Playa Blanca

Well this is a little known surf spot, hardly ever breaks, just good times on the reg with good friends...thanks Pat for the foto!

My Brudda

Well my brudda Robbie decide he gonna rewards himself fo quit smokin an he get his self a new racin car, but far as I can tell, it aint got no trailer hitch, but it look perty fast.

Any ways, I ask him what you gonna get when you quit smokin again? Jus kiddin bro, I would like to go for ride in dat car but I dont likes to go mo dan 50mph, cool, Love you man!

Hard Times, wtf, again?

Well da last time I cut my cables and internet off it didn't pan out cuz I end up drankin more beer at the bar, try and watch my footma=ball games an ting, well dis time I tells da cable company cut dat mudda fucka off, we in hard times, football don't start till September 8 bitch...

Chiles...

Well my nayba gimme some red hot chilly peppas an I tink it bout time we makes up some gumbo, aint got no okry but we gots peppas, jus as good, go cook da rice!

aguacates!

well, since I have not posted for a while, here's some bullshit for ya, fucking avocado tree in my front yard is off the hook...

Best surf day ever...

Well the surf report warned ever body, when in doubt, don't go out, never seen this on a surf report before but we witnessed 10 to 15 foot surf with occasional 18 foot sets, and I guarantee you when that big boy showed his ass, the boats cranked up and scrambled across the bay. When we got to the spot, ever body was silent...

What?

Looks like the southern hemi is pissed off and not quite done yet, look at the two purple storms chasing each other 6500 miles away from here, piggy back style, jew know how to say "Pawones"?

Central America and Mexico

8 foot everywhere...caught some fun ass playa blanca today, got Vago out there...life is better when you surf, true dat!

best swell of da year...

Today we fuckin killed it at Coralillo, took da fuckin panga out to dat bitch an I tells da captain to back dis mudda fucka up be fo we gets swamped by dat double ova yo head set wave, well any ways we gotta great crew today, me an kealy kickin ass make sure dem clients is safe, great clients Jessica, Pam and Lynn an Joe just killin it, either he is stupid or fearless...or both

Go Astros...worst team in...

Well actually the worst team in baseball are the Minnessotta Twins... go Astros...

XXX do not read...innappropriate content

Well any time you dancin wid naked women you should probly not put dat on yo blog...but what da hell?

Nobody on da road...nobody on da beach...

I feel it in de air, summer's outta reach, empty line-up, empty streets, da sun go down alone, drivin by yo house, you know Brett still home, ever body else done left me here in dis hell hole...