Big Ass Burgers and DVDs

Well dat Half Moon Bay Crew done haul ass outta here, done surf up all da kine waves, flirted wid all da kine womens and grilled up da biggest ass burgers you ever seen in your life. Here dat proof...

Muchas Gracias a los amigos y familia de Half da Moon Bay, Bienvenidos negros...you in da mob now and you caint git out...If dem authorities starts lookin for dis crew day names are: Big Bruce, Maui Jim, Cousin Johnny, and well maybe I should not put Jason's name up in here cuz his pay-roll officer jus might be lookin...

Day some Fruit on da front poach...

Well now all yous is thinkin I talkin bout Larry, no, dis aint bout Larry, dis bout REAL fruit right here on front porch dat Soda Mary. Now Larry he been actin little fruity but dat alright cuz he in love. I is talkin bout fruit right here in da front yard called avocados, guanabanas, star fruit, papayas and mangos, all here in da god dang yard. right now. If you walkin round hungry round hey, well you doin some ting wrong man. Enjoy da photos, look jus like porn...

Now if you walkin round here thirsty well dat your problem, walk yo ass down to da bar and git yo self some tin drank... we go surf tomorrow yall...

Half da Moon Bay Crew...step away from dat grilll...

Well man, don't know what say but da boys from Half Moon Bay done wore out dat reef, she only spittin out baby waves now cuz they done surf dem all out. An dat new grill is barely limpin down side of da highway lookin for new home, place where somebody treat her mo gentle. No bra, jus kiddin, dis one of da best crew you gonna meet, top to bottom. Today jus for fun we killed a small cow and make some good hamburgers, who dat yall? I take some fotos cuz we makes a small road trip to mainland mexico, here day are. Mainland Mexico.

9 and a half inches...oh shit man!

Well there you go, got your mind in da gutter all da time, we ain't talkin dirty up here on dis blog come on now, we clean christian boys up in here. I is talkin bout my new fin, nine and half inches of nose ridin pleasure for all da ladies on da beach. So I decide I needs to practice my nose ridin skeels cuz dats da boys get all white girls, so I see dis big ole fin and somebody done got smart and printed "Nose Rider" on side of dis big ole unit, now dat some good marketin, any ways I ain't tryin to compensate for some other department but I decides I gonna try it, work pretty good, jump up cheater 5 on da nose and she start to vibratin, there you go again mind in da gutta, I still talkin bout da fin bra...

Goin back to Callie...Surf Campeon de Costa Rica!

Well Callie up and whooped ever bodies ass in da nashnal surf competition down playa Hermosa, shit man won da try-fecter, boys under 16, under 18 and god almighty Open, dat strong or what? Props to da man from Esterillos, Go Callie, look out world tour...

Well day put him in da national newspaper and good thing day posted up a big picture cuz mosta da Soda Mary Surf Team still learnin how to read...by god we gettin there brothers.

Shot down in Flames

Well aint it a shame 2 be shot down in flames, Adam done went out gottim brand new golfin cart wid flamers on da side, fastest rig in town, den he headin down da hill bout 80 km per hour, wheel fly off, adam say shit man I man jumpin out, plow up on a bermy, betta dan a cliff on right hand side, ole buggy do a flip turn on top of Kealy's head, Pops done jump out too, skin up his knee...well man be careful out there, kine waves today bra...

Grillin and Chillin...

Well they got this raffle goin down at Super Sol ever time you invest in a 6 pack enter your name, bam, day draws my name, imagine dat bra, beer who dat? Any ways git her to her new home and da half moon bay crew is here, killin it down at Lecheria. Bruce is outta control on dat new grill, got some poke chops real cheap cuz ever body scared bout da pig flu, we ain't scared bra, we hungry...welcome back da kine Maui Jim, cousin Johnny, Big Bruce and Jason shred man, it all good up in here, kine people...