Cable Dude

Well if you thank you gone save yo ass some money by disconnect yo cable, you betta check yo check engine light cause dat shit ain't happnin, you gonna dranks more beers at da bar an next ting you a in-dentured servant for El Vago an you sayin oh fuck, jus wanna watch some american football...praise da cable dude fo hookin up our life line to da mainland...

Tackle Box

Well some folks is betta at organization skills dan others but dis is Don Ricardo's check book look like a fuckin tacklin box...

Japs n Wangs...

Well I thanks we gots all da food groups covered, jalapenos stuffed wit cream cheese an chickin wangs stuffed wit chicken an hot sauce...oh fuck.

Low Pressure System...

Well looks like da only place it's rainin is here in da ghetto, gotta god dang low pressure system settin on our ass, need to move off an let da summer begin bitch...

Make way fo Kool Aid Man on da kine wave...

Oh yea, kool aid, let's see you bust through that wall, pow...

Hey Kool-Aid Man...Oh Yeah!...Oh noooo!

Well I say, Hey Kool-aid Man, what the fuck? He says, "Oh Yeah!" like he's smokin' crack, mother fucker jumpin through walls ruin a bunch of sheet rock says "Oh Yeah!", oh no kool-aid man, fix that fucking wall bro...

Warrior...

Tomorrow we will paddle out to remember a warrior, all our prayers go out to Andy Irons, family and friends...a great surfer and legend, good people...