Well I get ready for a drink of water and holy fuck there's a giant spider on the handle, probably better to just drink beer and avoid this type of drama.
Well Shannon Barrels finds this boa in the stairway at Soda Mary and it's not payin rent so we had to evict that mofo, any way Beau took some cool fotos...
Well my brudda Robbie decide he gonna rewards himself fo quit smokin an he get his self a new racin car, but far as I can tell, it aint got no trailer hitch, but it look perty fast.
Any ways, I ask him what you gonna get when you quit smokin again? Jus kiddin bro, I would like to go for ride in dat car but I dont likes to go mo dan 50mph, cool, Love you man!
Well da last time I cut my cables and internet off it didn't pan out cuz I end up drankin more beer at the bar, try and watch my footma=ball games an ting, well dis time I tells da cable company cut dat mudda fucka off, we in hard times, football don't start till September 8 bitch...
Well my nayba gimme some red hot chilly peppas an I tink it bout time we makes up some gumbo, aint got no okry but we gots peppas, jus as good, go cook da rice!
Also known as Lagarto, Brett is 43, surfs every day, originally from Houston Texas, checked out of the rat race at 35 after a nice career in advertising, now gives surf lessons to tourists, surf rentals, ding repair, tour office, real estate, property management and drinking beer. Not necessarily in that order. Come on down and check out Soda Mary, we got a nice gentle wave here. Pura Vida!