Well Cailin had a nice little snack party last night, invites me and pops, Marc and Irlana, Jeff and Sharron, lots of cute little snacks like hummus and healthy stuff, well I brings Nachos...damn straight up good for ya...
Well thanks to Jason we gots a couple surf tourneys dat Soda Mary in charge of keepin charge of so here we goes again on dat hottest of da summa, smmack dab in da middle of January/March, well any ways we bring dat whole crew out there put on a bad ass contest...thanks to all da Soda Mary Crew...Pat, Larry, Yimmy, Lestor, Camarones, Don Ricardo, WTF...
Well, I jus had jus bouta nuf dees som bitches paddlin these bad ass long b0ards pass my ass wif dat bad ass long lonboard so I buys myself bad ass paddle board, dat som bitch don't work for shit, til finaly I gets my groove on, I gets into da wave, fuck you mo fo. Look out for dat Texan on da 11 foot stand yo ass up paddlin board...pura birra
Well ever body say day god dang waves looks like little chidren can count well I say day bout chest high to you haircut, well no fun out here bro, jus bout 3- 4 hours per day, dat bout it...
well it seem ever body up in here try and figure out what dat latest tang bra, well right bout now we try an see who got de best trucker hat, well look like me is winnin...
Found dat mofo at mas por menes close to da capital, say no mo...
Well some time folks always interested mo in how long I surf, when da last time you surf, did you surf today, why you goes in early (say main, some folks gots to work here) endless fucking questions so I tell you what mofo, you jus worry bout yo self and I be worry bout myself and 365 days of god dang waves...
Also known as Lagarto, Brett is 43, surfs every day, originally from Houston Texas, checked out of the rat race at 35 after a nice career in advertising, now gives surf lessons to tourists, surf rentals, ding repair, tour office, real estate, property management and drinking beer. Not necessarily in that order. Come on down and check out Soda Mary, we got a nice gentle wave here. Pura Vida!