Playa blanca, coralillo, white sand, red tide, DOH...

Well, sorry for no bloggin last few weeks but I is busy, start out 8/19 we do playa blanca, nice waves, next day coralillo on a boat, DOH and red tide, we surf any ways, next day we judges a surfin contest, next day playa blanca, next day off, next day playa blanca, next day surf lesson, next day boca barranca, next day sportfishing, next day detox, yesterday boca barranca, today boca barranca, oh fuck, I tired...

Bye Chinos...go spam somewhere else.

Well we gots a lotta chinos commenting on da blog writin bullshit nonsense, well dats my job to write bullshit nonsense, no offense to you Johnny Dang, so I just added a new feature to da blog to regualate comments, FU Chino Bastards!

Bialeta...

Well fuck, I aint got no idea how dis mudda fuckin coffee maker works but da last 2 days I been brangin da surf lessons to Xandari, an da last 2 days I drankin coffee grounds, so I likek, what da fuck, I gots to go to work in 5 minutes bitch, my ole coffee maker done spin out tail slide, fuck, so today i figure out da bialete, however da fuck you spell her, but I drank a cups of coffee, my comedy is all good, my best joke is da board is 10 feet, da leash is 10 feet, so 10 plus 10, you gots to jump off at least 15 feet before, I dont gots calculator on da beach...

Wow

Well, just fuckin Wow...

This photo was taken by a good friend, and I stole it from facebook so please give credit to Teri Dominey for photography, wow.

Squibby Tibby Tibbs!

Well dis is my fuckin dog, she jus now learnin how to bark at criminals, should gets plenty o practice round here with all dem low life ass-clowns walkin round here not workin beggin for guaro, sellin cocos, fuck you. I still a little bitter bout dem mofos robbin my shit, my therapist is dumbfounded, help me.

Da Cave...

Well dis da view dat Royalty have when settin on da throne posted up in Da Cave at World HQ Soda Mary...an at todays exchange rate, only $5120 per night, come on down, da price is right!

BBQ Grill Emergency...dial 911

Well we trowin down da poke ribs las night fast and furious when all da sudden dat handle fly off da handle, outta control, oh fuck, Cousin Bruce git yo ass down here, we gots an emergency, brang some ribs too beyotch!