Rain

Well da Rain is settin on top us, jus come on down like day aint no tomorrow fo bout 2 weeks now, my house been flooded bout 5 times now, I dont give a fuck, I jus walks around my slippers, what da fuck...

Happy Birthday Francela!

Well its the big big 13 years old Birthday for Francela, we celebrate with some pizzas, cold drinks, homemade chocolate cake an a new cell phone, uh oh...

Soda Mary Biker Club

Well ole T-Bone an his girl rolls into town from da Big Easy to da EO and starts da first chapta of Soda Mary Biker Club, Who Dat?

Sports Fishin...

Well ole boy Roberto Mr. Capn Wally himself rolls up into town with a new Texas crew, Huck, Derek and Barry some dem Gulf Coast high rollers an day decides we gone do some sportin fishin, any way we gits a little ole 26 foot panga outta Los Suenos an sets sail for da tree hour tour killin fish, killin beer, tellin lies, then Vago cooks it all up for us, Thanks Pat fo takin pitchers...

Tio Pelon WTF?

Well I sittin on da log one afta noon tellin lies to some gal from England when alls da sudden some sumbitch roll up from behind sound jus likes Tio Pelon, oh fuck, it is Tio by god just rolls on into town unannounced, game time decision, well we catch some perty good waves out front, boat trippin Coralillo (Rick from FLA joined in on dat one), a great time in EO, great to see my brother Drew!
We aint gots no fotos cuz Pat fogot da camera, oh fuck, just trew her unda da bus!

Who dat talkin bout beat dem Cardinals??

Well dem ole Arizona Cardinals fans is showin up ever where, hell we just had one couple left Paradise just to go back to Arizona an watch dem bitches on TV, now dat some loyalty, thank goodness Raiders aint gots a kicker or they still be lookin for a dub in da W column. I ran into one smart Cards fan (oxy moron) down in Parrita, he say he an ex Arizona Cardinal footmaball playa, I say well hell why aint you makin da big bucks, he says I makes mo money sellin corn in Parrita, good for you ole boy...We do miss Craig and Brooke, Pura Vida from EO! PS. your fantasy team sucks too...

Da Fix is in on dat Grill...

Well I know ever body still worryin bout dat grill da handle done fell off, well I got this, da grill is fixed, mix in little nuts and bolts, beer, wood, no dis aint no porn movie, dis is real life... gitter done!