Tico Drivin License

Well yestaday we drivin a rental car up to Chepe (San Jose) and da po-lease wave us down says we haulin ass, ask Adam fo his license cuz we looks like a bunch of turistas, so Adam reach fo his pasaporte an I say, wo bra, not da pasaporte, da Tico License, so he reach for $20 bill, no bra, not dat bra, da Tico License, then light bulb goes off above Adam's head and he hands po po his real Costa Rican Drivers License, Po Po take one look and say, "You boys have a nice day, an slows down just a leetle beet", gracias amigo...

Now fo you turismos, don't yall be comin down here payin off the police and drivin up the bribes from what used to cost us $5 now gringos pullin out $40, come on now...