Monday Mornin Road Trip...Beeyotch!!!

Well dem surfin waves is all scrambled up in this fine Monday mornin we wall all sittin round scratchin nuts, feelin likes we should be productive, you know, git some work done like dem people over on da mainland, fuck that, lets go north and finds us some waves beeyotches...Lagarto, Vago, Cornelius, Rick & Ginny, Eric, and Stan da Man last seen headed north tellin lies about some secret spot chock full of crocodiles...film at 11...

Football Americano...

Well dat's right Mr. Legend Mike who was born in Still Watta, OK, read em an weep bro, yo Cowboys done gots day ass whooped by the highly ranked 21 in da nation Houston Cougars, das right, Next Up, Texas Tech Red Raiders, jus raise yo hand if you is scared...

Wanna buy some wax bra?

Well me, I and I now am distributor of the best surf wax in dis world yea man, well da only one I hook up with, I got surf wax for you my friend fo 1000 colones, best deal in Esterillos Oeste brudda, buy 2 if ya feelin lucky...

Beach Sobriety Tests...

Well sometimes we workin on da beach and Boy Blue rolls up wants to do a sobriety test while we teachin white folks how to surf, well knock yo lights out bro, dat part of our routine any ways bra...

Maria

Well...

Hard Work...

Well by god you knows we aint lergic to hard work down here, but dis past weekend got handed a pretty tough chore, teach some baby girls how to surf, so I calls up my specialist in dis category, Mr. Lestor Molestor an he ask me how much he has to pay me to work, and I says no bro, I pays you, his eyes lights up like a 500 colones coin...any ways we takes dem out and they learns how to surf, we take them to da bar, gets all lit up, next moanin day only surfin fo bout 30 minutes say dat gots to go home and sleeps, okay babies, fine wid me...I suggest a group shower and we have no takers...

Full Moon Party...

Well, we just got sent some new waves today, been prayin bout week and one half, an ole legend Mike got a big ole jug of mushroom ice tea all brewed up, dat mutha fo outta control, Tio Pelon say "slow da fu-k down" he don't pays no tention, jus keep brewin it up, well we perty much get all the way outta control, now we go surf tomorrow...

Bloggin on Shroomz...

Well dat fuckin Legend Mike is up here in da house, dat mutha fucka is crazy, da god damn surf been flat like a mofo fo bout 4 days in a row now, we been surfin dat world renowned lecheria got dat famous right hander, and these 2 perty girls walkin by now...so we try dat Bejuco fo bout 3 days in a row bout to go crazy with waist high surf, so we try to fix some surfin boards, an Shannon bout drive me out dat hole til day gets some shrooms out dat field in Este, whoop up bout 6 liters of ice tea, by god, now we bloggin, cook up some lobsters and steak, all good til legend mike decide he gone lite up a fire on dat beach, well I starts walkin down there git bout half ways turn around head my ass for dat shitter...