Merry Christmas...

Well I been busy as fuck, givin surf lessons an talkin lotta bullshit, but here a foto of my christmas tree...

Mo Rains...oh fuck!

Well dem ole tourists sufosedly be here by now but da god dang rain gottem scared...

Time runnin out fo dem Texans...

Well lookin like dem ole Texans Footmaball team suckin hind tit again dis year...

Hongreee!

Well I gots an ole chile dulce, onyon, havymanero peppa an a couples a garleeec, shit main I bout ready fo some dinners...

My plan fo 2012...Shhhhh!

Well dis my plan fo when da world gone ends in twenty-twelve...we gonna grow some dope, chile peppas an brew us up some beer...dis jus a protomotype.

WTF?...Fuckin Rainin...

Well look like da only place on da planet it still rainin...WTF?

Waves Today...

Well waves were perty fuckin good today...den we watch some football...

Little Green Chickens...

Well me an pops an adam decides we gonna have breakfast at a nice civilized stablishment dis mornin an dis god dang little green chicken keep on land on dat table try an scarf up dem avacado, plantain, scramblin egss, what evva he can get, margarita say next time come back fo some "sopa de lora", okay baby we be back...

Wild Turkey 101

Well me an Vago kills dis big chicken bout enough to feed da whole town, cooks it up big pot o lard an dat mofo taste perty good...

I is on a boat...

Well dis my buddy Joe, he on a boat an surfin on da kine Rusty board of foooook, hit da lip bra an catchy kine air bra, I bet day some putas in da boat settin on da side make dat kine wave...

Chapooooooo!...voy

Well ole chapulin decide he gone take up surfin so he go out get him an ole fire wires surfin board mother fucker broke it da first day chapoo says fuck a bunch of surf dis shit gettin spensive...

Surf Cam

Well we gettin all high tech up in here workin with state of the arts technology an ting so we cans get dis ole surf cam all hooked up an shit, just google las olas esterillos find their home page an scrodum down to da bottom an clicks on web cam an shit...

Cable Dude

Well if you thank you gone save yo ass some money by disconnect yo cable, you betta check yo check engine light cause dat shit ain't happnin, you gonna dranks more beers at da bar an next ting you a in-dentured servant for El Vago an you sayin oh fuck, jus wanna watch some american football...praise da cable dude fo hookin up our life line to da mainland...

Tackle Box

Well some folks is betta at organization skills dan others but dis is Don Ricardo's check book look like a fuckin tacklin box...

Japs n Wangs...

Well I thanks we gots all da food groups covered, jalapenos stuffed wit cream cheese an chickin wangs stuffed wit chicken an hot sauce...oh fuck.

Low Pressure System...

Well looks like da only place it's rainin is here in da ghetto, gotta god dang low pressure system settin on our ass, need to move off an let da summer begin bitch...