Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Montezuma Camping Trip

















Well we just get back from camp out in da jungle, catchin da kine waves to ourself, you see here couple fotos from dat perfect left hander point break, chillin out in da hammock tent, camp fire, 76 Land Cruiser, two great friends T-bone and Jennine, pura vida!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Monsoon Rains

Heeyah! Git outta here, git, before I take off my sandal and run you outta here, go on you silly monsoon and take dat crazy ass 30 inches of rain in 10 days with you, hell go to Texas where they might throw a party for you...

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Feet are important

Well like I said, feet are important in your every day life, for example surfing, bottom turns, top turns, cut backs. Stomping on bugs, chasing a whore that just grabbed your wallet (that's just an example), etc.
In the past month my feet have dealt with parasites, dropping a bed on one toe in Pavones, kicking rocks, lawnmowers, one stingray bite, one sea urchin the next day, and now the Gout is trying to attack my good foot during the biggest swell of the year, bring on Aleve cause we goin campin on dat new point break!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Soda Mary still rocks


Well this recent photo taken by a good friend Karram, shows that Soda Mary still got it. After a surf lesson that was ended by a sting ray that was buried because too much current, we decide to make guacamole, drank some beers and order some pizza, although when Ray went to pick up the pizza he went to the wrong place, brought back pizza any way

New Point Break





Well we were looking for a trailer and found one on Craigs List for $100 in a fairly remote part of CR with rich wave potential, so me, kealy and desirae load up the mule and head out for adventure. The trailer sucks but we found a beautiful left hander with hardly any body on it so me and kealy killed it. These pics taken with my gay purple phone and they suck too but you get the idea of the setup of this amazing wave.
We goin back this weekend to camp out.

Spider


Well I get ready for a drink of water and holy fuck there's a giant spider on the handle, probably better to just drink beer and avoid this type of drama.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Boa at da Soda Mary



Well Shannon Barrels finds this boa in the stairway at Soda Mary and it's not payin rent so we had to evict that mofo, any way Beau took some cool fotos...

Epic Playa Blanca


Well this is a little known surf spot, hardly ever breaks, just good times on the reg with good friends...thanks Pat for the foto!

Monday, July 18, 2011

My Brudda


Well my brudda Robbie decide he gonna rewards himself fo quit smokin an he get his self a new racin car, but far as I can tell, it aint got no trailer hitch, but it look perty fast.
Any ways, I ask him what you gonna get when you quit smokin again? Jus kiddin bro, I would like to go for ride in dat car but I dont likes to go mo dan 50mph, cool, Love you man!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Hard Times, wtf, again?

Well da last time I cut my cables and internet off it didn't pan out cuz I end up drankin more beer at the bar, try and watch my footma=ball games an ting, well dis time I tells da cable company cut dat mudda fucka off, we in hard times, football don't start till September 8 bitch...

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Chiles...


Well my nayba gimme some red hot chilly peppas an I tink it bout time we makes up some gumbo, aint got no okry but we gots peppas, jus as good, go cook da rice!

aguacates!


well, since I have not posted for a while, here's some bullshit for ya, fucking avocado tree in my front yard is off the hook...

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Best surf day ever...



Well the surf report warned ever body, when in doubt, don't go out, never seen this on a surf report before but we witnessed 10 to 15 foot surf with occasional 18 foot sets, and I guarantee you when that big boy showed his ass, the boats cranked up and scrambled across the bay. When we got to the spot, ever body was silent...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

What?


Looks like the southern hemi is pissed off and not quite done yet, look at the two purple storms chasing each other 6500 miles away from here, piggy back style, jew know how to say "Pawones"?

Central America and Mexico


8 foot everywhere...caught some fun ass playa blanca today, got Vago out there...life is better when you surf, true dat!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

best swell of da year...


Today we fuckin killed it at Coralillo, took da fuckin panga out to dat bitch an I tells da captain to back dis mudda fucka up be fo we gets swamped by dat double ova yo head set wave, well any ways we gotta great crew today, me an kealy kickin ass make sure dem clients is safe, great clients Jessica, Pam and Lynn an Joe just killin it, either he is stupid or fearless...or both

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Go Astros...worst team in...


Well actually the worst team in baseball are the Minnessotta Twins... go Astros...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

XXX do not read...innappropriate content

Well any time you dancin wid naked women you should probly not put dat on yo blog...but what da hell?

Nobody on da road...nobody on da beach...

I feel it in de air, summer's outta reach, empty line-up, empty streets, da sun go down alone, drivin by yo house, you know Brett still home, ever body else done left me here in dis hell hole...

Mac an Cheese

Well today we sayin goodbye to Maui Jim, got on dat 6:20 bus dis mornin an we been killin da mac an cheese all week with Johnny Donson hookin it up wid sausage, onion, garlic, chile dulce an even trow in some brocolis...

nice foto


well dis jus a nice foto I see on my weekly surf report from da costa... bra

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Better gas mileage...



Well dem ole gasoline prices done gone out da sky rocket boutta $5 fo gallon an we invents dis new sattelite dat you strap on top yo car dat connect up wif da other satellemites an makes you car jus lil bit lighta an you gets betta gas mileage, well we trys it out fo little while but da fuckin beer prices eatin our lunch, still spensive jus drivin round drankin beers, we fucked both ways comin an leavin...

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

fishin trip...

well vago catchin a baby dorodo, puta...

Friday, April 1, 2011

Shrimp Creole

Well I tink I makin bout da best shrimp creole in da tire village, dat perty fuckin good...

Sunday, March 27, 2011


Dear Backroads:
Your company has now been placed into the cash only status with my company as you did not show up or cancel your reservation for the March 25 surf lessons with Lagarto Surf Company at Xandari by the Pacific. For the April 1 reservation I will require cash in advance, plus the $80 cancelation fee for March 25, before the surf lessons. They have not paid me for the previous surf lessons we did for your group, but I will work that out with them.
You can call my cell phone at 8725-2989, best regards,
Brett

Monday, March 14, 2011

aguilas

Well Imperial, hell yes...

Tio Pelon

Oh fuck, Tio Pelon set fo liftoff, boostin air on dat Magic Model down up der in Florida wid my boy Nigel, you mudda call you boy!

Imperial


Well dat my favorite beer...

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Shannon Barrel...


Well today I tink I get me a Shannon Barrel...

Tackle Box


Well Kealy opens up da back door on his car an dat mudda fucka explode, you a fuckin tacklin box nigga...

Grafitti...


Well dat when you know yo famous when peoples start writing grafiti bout you cuz you know day jealous...