Sunday, June 28, 2009

Cantcha see dat its jus rainin...




...Aint no need to goes outside, well dat how Jack Johnson singin it any ways. I hear there aint been any rain in Texas for a while, so I thought I just might send yall some your way cuz we gots plenty, but the sun is still shinin, dat rain dont care its comin down any way.


Dat garden sho look pretty, and she likes dat rain...

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Classic photo...


Well some days you wish your day was goin as well as dis classic Blog photo...

Dat Ole Paritta Bridge...We gone miss dat Bitch...







Well I been drivin over dat bridge for a while now, she sho is pretty, look like a proud steel structure straight outta dat Industrial Revolution...well dem tourists get scared say what, we gone drive over dat, I gittin out bra, okay walk yo ass I dont care, I rather float down the river with my pickup rather dan swim with yo ass. We never crash down in dat watta, she still a good bridge...But day buildin a new bridge right next her.



I been stuck on dat bitch waitin in line for a small percentage of my life, weldin new rail road ties in, small piece of sheet metal here and there, miss a few appointment, few surf lessons, what da hell you gone do...I say hey bra, day sellin cold beeers right there, you want one?



Well dat new bridge shore gonna be nice, but I already miss da old one...Pura Parrita!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Tribute to Michael Jackson, da king o pop...


Well I done set down at my edit station say god damn, Michael Jackson done dead, say we should pay some sorta tribute to da King, well any ways I get bunch of fotos together, try to adds some MJ to da background and dat shit all protected from here to zero, aint no way you gonna copy dat song to pays tribute, so I put an ole song from Harry Belofante, just as good but he aint Bad like Mike Jackson...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

My first Movie, look out Hollywood.

Well dats right, done up and made my first movie bout fishin for Tilapia on Father's Day, all photos in the slide show were taken in order, none have been edited or enhanced, we aint got time for dat. Music is by a good friend of Soda Mary Surf Team, and no we aint got no rights to it but if you google: Aaron Nazrul and the Boom Booms, they will appreciate the pub. Hope they dont get too famous and forget about us down here in da Ghetto.

Fathers Day was real nice, Thanks Francela and Mami (Elsa), pura video!


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Omelette Flippin Mofo...




Well we done cooked up a big ass pot o Texas Chilly last night an ole Steve Bucilato says God Damn I make up some Spanish Omelette for you mofos tomorrow in da mornin...sho nuff dat nigga shows up dis mornin with all da grediants and a big ass fryin pan, cooked up the biggest omelette you done seen in yo life, chocked up full of Chilly, peppas, onyon, garlic, cheese, god dang. Throw dem ole avocados on top, look like we eatin like white folks...He goes to flip that bitch over in da fryin pan, took both hands an a small black boy help him out...

Classic Car Show up in Soda Mary







Well man I say, dat not oxidation bra, dat my custom paint job, dis a Classic bra, Mistubishi Montero classic car club done rolled up in Soda Mary parkin lot, kickin it old school with bikini models, etc.



Noah done joined the car club, vested hisself up in a brand new '87 or so mistubishi, look like twins sittin next to my pearl.



Today we gots the Soulstice expression session down up in Playa Hermosa, and Noah gots to git hisself all gussied up, git all shaved up in dat outdoor shower, gotta go up down Hermosa and defend his title in da big big waves, good luck brudda...

Texas Chilly...well I be Damn...
















Well we got the whole crew up in da kitchen killin tomatoes, choppin onyon, garlic, peppers, hot peppers, chilly powder, cayenne, black pepper, cumin, you name it with some ground beef and sausage, red beans cooked up in dat impression cooka, god almighty, we change da name from Soda Mary Surf Team to Soda Mary Cookin Team...we gots groceries up in here.





Tanks and preciation goes out to Lestor "Earl the Pearl", Jimmy Lee ayeee!, Noah, Steve Buci and whoever da hell else I forget...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Fancy Ass Crock Pot...




Well we done blowed up and vested in a brand new shiny cookin pot called a Presha Cooka, look kinda like a crock pot but don't take da lid off dat mofo bra cuz dat aints no crock pot, dat bitch gotta cool down fo while but she cook beans in boutta 20 minutes.


Well bout 4 months ago I done vested up in a small pig an a big ass sack o feed, into it for bout 40 bucks, well dat pig done growed up, said his good byes and now he see dat preshe cooka from da inside...we eat good ever day but today we eatin special good with some white beans, garlic and rice...we done gone Tico on da god dang Ticos...

Another Swahili? Dat some coon-ass...


Well I done run across this joke some body done sends me cross dat world wide web dat Al Gore done invented a few years ago, and dis joke written in a dylect of Southern Swahilis dat I never heard before but I understands cuz my blog written way up on dat higher level, any ways here dat joke bout some coon ass fishin...


Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta nightcrawlers.He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal Dat froggie.Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him,hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two morefrogs.Life is Good!


Life is good every day, Pura Vida, Kine Waves tomorrow bruddas...

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Message in a Bottle...millions of them on da Beach!











Well other day afta Yogurt, Fred comes up with a big Idea says Main, days lots of plastic bottles done washed up on Punta Mala, look like some recyclin boat done shot its load, so he plans a beach clean-up fo da next day, any body who cares to save the earth jus show up at 8:30. So next mornin we surf all da kine waves we can get, then meets da Crew on da beach and sets out walkin a 4-5 mile stretch of beautiful jungle beach pickin up bottles and trash. We makes the turn out at the point headin back down the beach and dis save da earth starts turnin into work and sweat and sand and heavy bags, but we manages to haul bout 7 large bags of plastic bottles and 2 heavy ass bags of trash.




Nice work to Da Crew: Fred, Brigitte, Eleanor, Pat, Legend Mike, Lestor Earl, Lagarto and Mama Dos.




Today da big big Recycle Mobile makin its first appearance in Esterillos Oeste for CURB SIDE RECYCLIN, yea bra dats right, we movin on up now...

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Avocado and Tomato Sanwich, and a good fan...
















Well I tell you, start out the day with a brand new surfin board, took about 30 mins. to catch that first wave, nobody else out, got the surfin park all to my self, gotta clean pealer, nice start for a good board, she gots potential, surely gonna spank dat 9.5 inch noserider on dat bitch and see if she can hold her own, look like I standin on a pier, kinda like Ms. Cailin Callahan.
Any ways, clear my head, did not sleep well last night for some stupid ass I was shootin e-mails trying to help him out, he is a dumb ass, you keep workin with that thief, you are a fool. FU.
So I gotta steer clear of the neg vibes. Ran up the hill where we have yoga, mistake. I sweat like a minority tryin to read. I do appreciate the yoga sessions, always feel about 2 inches taller.
Gave a couple surf lessons to good folks from South Caroliner, good people.
Dinner was excellent, nice home grown avocados, tomaters, Salsa Lizano and un tocicito de chile picante, make a nice sanwich.
I really like dat broke down fan we install in da kitchen dat we fix wid transmission oil...dat shit work magics...

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Soda Mary World Wide Headquarters




Well we done kickin it up a notch on da world wide marketing plan, we gone global on your ass...gots our own new stickers dat you can put on yo car or your fridge if you aint gots a god dang car, well if you aint gots a fridge, put it on your surfboard. If you aint gots a surfboard, hands it to the homeless person laying next to you on da ground. Maybe tomorrow Porno Claus will pay you a visit and leave a dirty magazine next to you while you is sleepin.


Yes, dat a brand new surfin board with the proud Soda Mary Surf Team sticka, Tanks to my brother, Nigel Tommy Tom down Florida, yea man! See you asses in da watta...


Dear Nigel, Costa Rica 3, Trini Tobago 2, sorry bout dat man, maybe you qualify in front of United Stateys...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Cornelius Sighting in Esterillos...







Well I paddles on out catch me couple waves and by god I looks over and think I done landed on da Planet of da Apes...oh shit man Cornelius Bro, what you doin man? I go ahead and gets me a couple waves and try stay out of his way cuz he gotta wild look in his eye bro. Then I starts to thinkin bout a book I done read call "Cosmic Banditos" where you may exist in 2 places at the same time in some kinda other dy-mention but any ways dat may be to steep of a take-off for some of our followers, maybe try some shrooms bra it dat time of year...here come da rain...

Monday, June 1, 2009

Monday Mornin Board Meetin...































Well ever body wakes up dis mornin get ready fo da Monday Moanin Board Meetin and day say shit man, we aint gots no waves Boss, I say da hell you say, we gone paddles out on Baby Reef til she put out, we lookin out from da beach, shit Boss you tellin lies again. We all lines up, CEO, Chairman, Secrematary, Court Clerk, Cornelius and well, Tio Pelon called in sick from da sideline, "Nigga dat Scrimp done wooped yo Ass!", well any ways we caught some small waves and havin lots of fun. Dem niggas goin back to Texas tomorrow, adios to Doctor Ricardo en dat barrel, Mike RAM, Cornelius aka Les, Pat took photos, Tio Pelon Bra, and Lagarto take all da god dang waves...

To see all da photos check out da Flickr account http://www.flickr.com/photos/38987792@N07/