Stud...

Well most folks thank I'm a fuckin drunk ass old fat ass over da hill surfer so if you thank dat, bring your fuckin A-game bitch...

cebiche...

well me an Jeff make ceviche outta dis muddafucka...

bulldog...

well I ran into a beautiful girl with a nice good lookin bulldog so I take a picture fo you...

My office

well fuck

Corners

Dis a pitcher from da top my buddies house at Corners in world famous Hermosa

show me your tits

well I sit out from my surf shop all day an still I don't see no boobies...

new motor

well dat a nice new motor fo T-bone car bra...