Monday, February 22, 2010

Ro-Day-Oh...My Good Ness...loco








Well da EO Crew, me, Les an Maria hooks up wif da Jersey Crew, Jeff, Sharron, Leslie an Mike, an da german crew, Irlana, decides we jus gonna roll on up to dat Rodeo up in town, dat world famous Fiesta de las Mulas, so ever body gets all gussied up, trow down day best blue jeans, puts on yo best cowboy hat, jump up in da scooby doo machine and we off, we roll up, dis is a hold up, and next tang we all up in der minglin up with baby girls, eatin meat on a stick, by god its alright, gets our drank on, watchin bulls, roll up into da shoot an dem security guards say main you caint comes in here, well some bitch, talk to my boy William up der on da mike, well come on in bras, got some great fotos cuz dats what sharron do fo livin...

Roll off into da dance flo an Salsa Hero shows up with a line of girls ready to dance, gets our sweat on, decides to calls it a night to nail some kine surf in da mornin, end up at Barrilitos trowin down, den who knows what happen afta da cuz it could get me in trouble...pura nica...

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Burrito War, it's on...

Well we been sellin dem ole burritos dat Mike an Martha makin on Thursdays and Saturdays an all da sudden Galveston Mike say hey bro we aint whoopin up no Burritos fo tomorrow bra, so we say hot damn, lots of folks lookin forward fo dat, so me Jeff and Sharron, my good friends from Jersey decides we gonna takes dis burro by da horns an do some late nite drunken burrito cookin, so we tro down an next day ever body say god damn dats a good burrito, Mike and Martha gettin perty good at dis shit, den mike axe me where we get da ho made tortilias, nigga dat burrito done whooped yo ass, den Mike declares, Burrito War!
Say Main we don't want nuttin do wid dat ship, you can have it, so today day whips up mo burritos, way to go M&M...

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Super Man Bowling Heat...


Well man I jus got to say we have dat first eva bowlin tourney right down out here front el Vago an da luck is not on my side, I draws da best fuckin bowlers in town, an I jus finish up surfin so I says well lets do dis, I kills it wif a 22 in 3 frames but El Vago go an hit a spare, game over mutha fuckas... now we is drankin beer...

Monday, February 8, 2010

Mandarin Oranges...

Well I done gots my ass into video production, please do not calls me to produce yo next film or wedding video...

Presidenta Laura...


Well Costa Rica done elected up day first woman Presidenta, Laura Chinchilla and she aint too bad lookin...

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Trucker Hat Paddlin Contest...


Well let see who can paddles on out wiffout drownin cuz day Trucka hat too big an dat foam makem starts to drownin...

Chikin Wangs...




Well I be god dang, dat some bitch Vago done wooop up some da best god dang chkikin wangs I done had im my life dat is on dis side da planet, in my last life I was at da cream of da crop, a god dang brahma bull livin smack dab in downtown India, til I got demoted to dis life, livin smak dab in down town Esterillos, well I kinda likes dis life, dem ole chikin wangs perty dam good, an dat wave out front aint so bad, tneitheer...