Full Moon Partay...oh shit man dat place on Fire!

Well, we done ups our asses off to day god dang full moon partay on Monday nights an ever ting is kickin ass, cold beer wid hot dog, mil colones beyotch, kill bouta nuf dem dogs to feeds a esmall village, den I says Fuck It, I gone to da house, dis da worse music I ever hears in my life... well what eva... dat moon was dee bad ass.

Roka Loka

Sushi Party...

Well I wents to a god dang sushi party which is some ting I normally don't goes to but it was a special caishin cuz my good friend his goin way party cuz he's uppin his ass to austrailia an ting. Well any ways, he no shows up so I un-ass bout 20 bucks for dis silly ass sushi party an days brangin out dat bait so slow, finally I gets tired of waitin on dat shit, I goes home go to bed hungry wishin I had me big ole plate of sketty...

Which Docta...

Well ole Brett out der tink he is a withc docta try an come on up wid some waves, he got dat voodoo workin an ting, next ting we knows we gots some waist high waves up here in dis mofo, give that mofuck a chance to practice, bet yo ass gonna be chest high by nex week, check in by den...

Pura Leche...

Well today we goes up to da lecheria an try an figure out da waves, well day perty god dang good so I surf bout one hour an head back to da beach cuz I gotta surfin lesson waitin fo me, so any ways, la Lecheria produce some good waves, den my client pays me an I go get drunk...again...

Da Fish Truck...

Well I have a perty good day, git my surf on dis moanin, do a little works, etc. den goes back out fo sunset sesh catchin some da kine waves havin fun, den up on da grassy knoll jus bull-shittin wid ever body den big ole shadow pull up, da god dang fish truck, well by god I gots a hankerin fo some scrimps so I wheel an deal fo half kilo dem pankys, put em off in da freezer at El Vagos an trows down couple coldies, den I off to da ghetto cooks me up some scrimp quesadillas, well I tell you, dat not too bad of a day... we gots new swell tomorrow, PV!

Pimpin in da Huyandai...

Well dis da best foto I gots from dat ole Mardi Gras parade...rollin down da street in my six-fo, jockin da bitches, slappin da hoes...good times had by all...next!