New Surfer in Esterillos

Well Luka Luciano Arias Jimenez was born this past Sunday April 18 down in Quepos to Yoheaven and Jenglin. Wonder if the jetty was firin'. Any ways congratulations to Abuela Elsa, Tia Jimena and Tia Francela. Can't wait to paddle out with him on a longboard.

Out Front...

Well ever body axe me ever mornin, ever day, say bra where you surf tomorrow, I says, "Out Front", mutha fuck you an John Wayne...dis fot taken out front, da kine waves like Maui Jim would say...

Dem 36's gettin a little tight bra!

Well my good friend Mike done blow da shit out his baggies, bout time to go to da 38s bra, don't kid yo self. Today we score some nice clean head high waves out front, last night too, off shores blowin an ting, Pura Vida!

New Technology in CR...

Well I use to have a cell phone here in da ghetto but dat mofucka is useless cuz we aint got da techonlogy to back dat mojo up, but now we done blastin off in outta space with the brand new phone call 3G, mutha fuck you an John Wayne, dat MF get signal from here to Parrita, AND you can download porn at da same time you talkin wid yo wife, well dis jus da simple pleasures in life...

Goodbye Cailin an Jamie D...nice booties

Well, my good friends are leavin tomorrow, day headin out to Mexico an they are beautiful baby girls, great surfers, funny as shit, I am life friends with both of them, can't write any tin dirty, I wish dem best on day travels, dis foto you see today, but I Re-post because I tink, Cailin on da left, Ms. Jaimy D. on da right, I love both dem gals...

Lecheria

Well I looks out front an don't recognize any body so I figures all dem niggas done walk down to Lecheria so I drags my log board down there and ain't nobody out, jus some dude from Holland standin on da beach wid his rip stick an he ask me say bro, where da paddle out? I say, follow me bra cuz I don't likes surfin there by myself, kinda creepy wit crocs an sharks an boils an ting, so we catch some killa head high on da set waves, perty good mornin, love dat spot.

Half Moon Bay Crew is headin down in May so better gets on it befo They does.

Dis foto taken one day on da walk to dat magical place, Pura Leche...

Facebook...Brett and Francela are now friends...

Well I think technology has finally caught up with me because today my daughter Francela asked me to be her friend on Facebook. Well I guess I caint write down nothin dirty any mo. See yall later bra...They don't know bout the blog yet, Pura Vida!

Gringos whoopin up dem Chicharones...

Well me an Jet Jeff been hangin round Vagos nuf to get in trouble an next ting we knows we in charge of da Chicharone Sunday, It kinda like da Super Bowl but it happens ever week, so we gets our asses out der, get dat grease hot, peelin garlic, shreddin cilantro, boom we gots god damn chicharones from da fuckin gringos, well tomorrow me an Vago, Jeff, Sharoney an Lagarto goin surf in da secret spot, we goin south yall!

(Agujas)...

Free Cigarettes for kids...

Well we got dis bran new routine we try an works into da surf lesson comedy show, an I lookin at Larry an he offerin all da chitlins a free cigarette durin da half time when we is takin a break, an I says, god dam Larry, you a mofo genius, we works dis into da show an yous gonna make some royalties off dis shit. So now we offer free cigarettes to kids under 18 who takes a surf lesson.

Hey kid, you surfin perty good, how bouta free Derby?

Don't Fuk wif dem Rodeo Bulls...

Well last night I make de wrong decision, I say I an I man say we goin to da Ro-day-O, Well dem bulls done really likes my hat an dat mutha fucka decide an charge m.e, well O shit man, I jump up on da gait, dat mutha fuck hit me wif 2000 lbs force, well my knee all fucked up today fo yoga, but den I okay fo surf lessonns in da aftern oon. Pura Vida..