Well, I is layin there on my death bed fightin the battle between sanity an reality, an Dengue Fever is leadin the way midway thru the 3rd quarter, then I has this crazy dream bout a dog who made a bicycle out of mud, the face of the dog look like Tyson btw, an I says dat bicycle aint gonna works made outta mud, then I realize the dog takes the mud an goes to dat Periodic Cycle of elements an tide chart and switches out some numbers an letters, takes it all the way down to Astro Physics and puts together a bicycle that works, all the way down to the sprockets...I am very impressed, then in the middle my dream I hear the sound of running water which is very soothing for going insane, then I wake up, Oh fuck, water is pouring into my bedroom back in the real world, my dog says oh fuck, jumps up on da bed, good girl Tibby, she says you gonna do some ting bout dat, I says fuck it, I'm dead or crazy tomorrow, so she just nudges my leg with her nose and wags her tail a couple times and says fuck it, I got this. From that moment I could tell that she was already planning on switching some elements around to come up with a couple dams to keep the water out, that's a smart dog.
Any ways I have pulled thru the Fever one more time, Brett 2, Dengue .5
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Mohawk Party
Well it was last night, Junior birthday dat mudda fucka got hit by so many eggs da ceilin look like gallo pinto up in Vago's house, well shit gets outta control, tequila mixin wid da marijuana an beer nex ting you knows, we all wearin a mohawk.
Woke up dis mornin, took my Colombian barber bout 2 minutes get ridda dat doo, he say, you lose a bet?
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Blue and Yellow makes Green
Well we ventured on out to sea on another spectacular Boat Trip yestaday and catch some Da Kine waves an ever body havin a good time til Lestor Earl starts chummin over da side of dat boat, sound like he speakin in tongues an ting, when he gets finish prayin he spins around like all normal, it's all good sept for some lime green chum hangin off his beard, turns out he was eatin some yellow tater chips an mix it in with a blue power ade, dat mofo is somethin else...
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
White Tip Shark sighting...
Land of the lefts...
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