What?

Well if you gots ESPN you can tell dat I is thankin bout hittin dat lip, but it has never been photographed, which means it may have never happened, but is has happened, as I lay down on da couch an watch my dog as she is sleepin an her leg twitch now an den...

Oh Fuck...

Well dat my dog jus wait fo el jefe come back from surfin...

I'm on a boat...

Well, never thought I see da day, I fucked a mermaid...

Funky ass shit...

Well I know dis shit look bass ackward but dat da real foto...dat some funky ass shit, don't try adjust yo screen saver...

Ass Clowns...

Well I just about tired of da mfn crackheads in our town, we may be da world capital of Costa Rica, always axin fo money, you know who you are you motherfuckers, no more work for you mfs, wibi, tigre, flaco, lenin, brujo, fuck you...I rake my own god damn leaves... I change yo name to ass clown, no mo crack head.

216 with 20-Second Periods...WTF?

Well, Swell Forecast: Today (Monday) we should start to see a new SW swell building through the day peaking late tonight through Tuesday before slowly backing down through next week. This swell could be fairly decent, bringing large surf to southern and southwestern exposures that can pick up the 216 degree angle and long 20-second periods. Size will continue to hold in the head high range through Friday.

Call dat Boat captain bitches cause dis shit is on. We has our selfs a great day on da watta, gots a new boat wif 200 Yamahammy an 14 mofos plus da captain, big ass cooler dat we call "Great White" jam packed with soft dranks. Waves were head high and fun, nobody out, just us niggas from Esterillos runnin a muck. Jim and Richard killin it, Ram and Kealy droppin da outside, Pat, Mark, Heyward further in, Lagarto try an git Shannon barrels inside, 4 lovely lady fotogs on da boat, some group day met on da plane taggin along, not a bad day bros...Size will continue in the head high range through Friday...OF

Fotos by Desirae

Birthday...

Well, it aint no birthday see you aint gots no eggs, see you aint gots no tequilas, I gots about 2 dozen eggs on my head, an day gots chitlins in India aint gots no beer...

New Lappin Top...

Well I had some stupid motherfuckers stayin at my Cabinas and the smf's left the god damn door open to the kitchen and the god damn dope dealers came in an cleaned me outta 2 mutha fuckin laptops, one chill phone an my god damn wallet that I won in dat surfin contest...

Well...I got me a new laptop...bitches.

Paradigm Shift?...Oh F---, let's get outta here...

Well we settin around a fancy dinner last night up on da Hill, some people drankin box wine in a fancy glass, we jus drankin our can beer, when some ole boy uses the word "Paradigm Shift" in a sentence, an I turns to Mike says, Oh Fuck, let's get outta here bra...

Petroleum Beach Clean Up...

Well all dem Petroleum bi-products is washing up on da white sand beach called Playa Blanca an we been there 2 days dis week to scour the area an sets up skimmers on da point to protek dis area...please send mo volunteers.

One problem we are facing is most our volunteers gots criminal records...