Looks like the southern hemi is pissed off and not quite done yet, look at the two purple storms chasing each other 6500 miles away from here, piggy back style, jew know how to say "Pawones"?
Today we fuckin killed it at Coralillo, took da fuckin panga out to dat bitch an I tells da captain to back dis mudda fucka up be fo we gets swamped by dat double ova yo head set wave, well any ways we gotta great crew today, me an kealy kickin ass make sure dem clients is safe, great clients Jessica, Pam and Lynn an Joe just killin it, either he is stupid or fearless...or both
I feel it in de air, summer's outta reach, empty line-up, empty streets, da sun go down alone, drivin by yo house, you know Brett still home, ever body else done left me here in dis hell hole...
Well today we sayin goodbye to Maui Jim, got on dat 6:20 bus dis mornin an we been killin da mac an cheese all week with Johnny Donson hookin it up wid sausage, onion, garlic, chile dulce an even trow in some brocolis...
Also known as Lagarto, Brett is 43, surfs every day, originally from Houston Texas, checked out of the rat race at 35 after a nice career in advertising, now gives surf lessons to tourists, surf rentals, ding repair, tour office, real estate, property management and drinking beer. Not necessarily in that order. Come on down and check out Soda Mary, we got a nice gentle wave here. Pura Vida!