Saturday, April 25, 2009

Da Best Mechanic...


Well today I been rollin my Mistubishi round for couple days now with a new racket goin on in da motor compartment, sound kinda lika lectric golf cart, but dis aint no eclectic golf cart, dis da mula, gasoline powered japanese machinery with beer openers on every door, any ways I digest. Roll up to my mechanic, da most powerful man in Parrita, I says, hey what up millionario? Aw Brett come on now, we is workin hard here bra. Say bro, gotta second look at my japanese tractor, hell yes. Take bout 5 minutes da sound is gone, took da belt off god dang a/c, we don't use a/c who dat? Say bra, how much I owes you, he say, hell Brett, you brang so much god dang business here don worry bout dat man. I say, well buy da boys some ting to drink den, 5 thousand colones, gracias.

Dis whole problem start when we come back from surf trip, big waves in Coralillo, I drivin down side of da mountain, pourin rain, no good brakes so I is concentratin on da road, I says say Pat, put on da god dang defroster, I caint see shit here man, she got the god dang windows all roll up on her side cuz she freezin here in da tropics, she turn on da a/c and da motor go to squeelin like a god dang lectrified golf cart.

My point is, Manuel is da best god dang mechanic around here, hear dat?

Friday, April 24, 2009

100 Kilos


Well Brett done blown up, he walkin down streets of downtown Parrita, bump in da farmacia wid his beautiful skinny wife Elsa, she talkin to farmaciast about some ting no need, Brett jump on da scale an bust out 100 colones for da slot mochine, nex ting you know da scale is tellin lies, say dat Brett done up to 100 kilos, dat bullshit man...well posible da truth man, we been workin and drankin lots of beer, time to go on fast, more surf, less food, less beer, get back to da reason you are here bra, let's go surf...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Nice Sanwich Bra...


Well my boy send me dis picture of nice sanwich, I tink look pretty nice...

I gotta nice pig stand bout 2 hands high right now, look out boy you next, even if you got dem blue eyes, now gotta look for some chedda cheese, please...jus a little tabasco an we on...

My 3 New Girlfriends




Well I is walkin down da beach down playa hermosa come across 3 pretty ladies, they all lookin for boyfrin so I says hey, I buy you six pack if you walkin around da beach wearin a fishin strang, be my girlfrin, by god day so pretty...we all gone get marry.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

One Second Heroes...











Well da god dang waves done shut down gone flat so last night sittin round da bar some knuckle head come up wid idea, let's do a boogie board tourney tomorrow, next ting we all sign a paper says we gone show up, well sho nuff all da contestants pose for group photo den hall ass into the ocean, big ass poundin shore break, da kine dat twist your spine when you drop in on dat sponge, twist it around a slidin bottom turn in about 18 inch water, watch da lip slam down on you head, yea man you was in da barrel, good for you man, you a hero for bout 1 second, git yo ass up on da beach and get you spine adjusted bro, you sick.
We got award ceremony all lined up call Boogey Night at da Low TIde. They was boobs flyin around da watta today, god bless em...



Sunday, April 19, 2009

Look like rain...coolin off yall...


Well da god dang rain, god bless it, look like it comin down again fo boutta nutha 8 months or so, we welcome da rain, da garden love rain, shit man some time get glassy waves in middle of the day, some times da mornin all blowed out standin on da nose try an drop in, no need for all dat sun cream, god almighty...

A day at da Tee-Lapia Farm...good times...


Well yesta day had the whole day free from workin and decides to take da fam up into da mountain ghetto of Rio Seco, trys our luck with da tilapia farm, well we has good luck, plenty of fish on da plate. Afta lunch me an Fran decides we gone back fishin, jus a little father daughter fishin tourney, well she yank one straight out da pond and land on my foot, start shootin blood like one those ice cold frozen pilsens that Larry leave in da freezer over night, he go to open da cold beer for breakfast and it jus shootin and flowin, any ways we had a great day, no work.


We done did 50 surfin board lessons in da first 18 days of April, come on yáll we in economy downslide, share dat wealth wid somebody else, we need day off too...

Be Careful...Texas Boys Comin Down Souf...

Well man, just a bit of precaution for da tourists, see you come down to Esterillos Ghetto an see one dees boys on da street, cuidado bra, day gone try talk you into some ting man, dis da Texas Crew, enough said, see you in da watta...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Nice Photo, we welcome da comments...


What you got? We go surf in da mornin...

Look like a shirt widda collar...


Yestaday walkin down da street take a look at my own shadow, look like I wearin a shirt with a collar, problem is I ain't wearin a shirt, today I bust out da razor trim up my shoulders and kill da big gray hairs on my chest, not the whole deal you fuckin playos...

Real Tabasco Flava...


By God, went to town today scored some real McIlhenny's tabasco, did 5 surf lessons on da beach, what a great day.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Rojos Jersey Mex Enchiladas...Posted up in Esterillos...who dat?


Well Jersey Reds is posted up down here in da ghetto, well actually he up in da condo where white people live, got his own little Tex-Mex restaurant down in Jersey shore called Rojos Jersey Mex, da man know how to cook up some groceries meskin style. Any way he kick out some kine chicken enchiladas...props to Reds and Jersey Steve, Pura Vida!

Da waves kinda funky today, me a little unda weather, take the day off and build some book shelves...we gotta big fund raisin tomorrow for da life guards in Esterillos, y'all come on out bout sun down hear dat?

Thursday, April 2, 2009

We gots Okry...what you got?


Well my good friends payin visit to the war-torn Galveston Island, he gone boutta week or so, cruize on up to the Soda with a big-ass bag of okry, smuggled dat mofo in from da mainland, god almighty Mike, you outta you hole main, we loves ya, now gotta get some scrimps and whoop up some Gumbo for Semana Santa, ey-ee, dem crawfish jus swimmin round in da skinny watta, don't know how lucky day is to be on da main land...
Muchas Gracias Mike and Martha, done broke outta Galvatraz...Pura Vida!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ever Body Leavin Paradise...who gone cook da hobo sanwich?







Well da Porch Monkey Larry done up and left CR, no he was not deported, nor was he wearin handcuffs, jus gotta hankerin to go home and kill some mo trees, we will miss that mofo til he return in da Fall.
Other day we cooks up some Texas Chili and Larry start fartin like a mule, blamin on da chili, break one nine, Houston we gotta problem, all tore up jus from Chili, god dang Larry...


Many folks been leavin, not too many cummin, jus big south swells headin our way pay a little visit. This mornin new swell, lotta fun, we'll try hold her down til yáll gets back. Recent departures include Shawn and Cailin, Chad and Erin, Kooort!, Big Richard, Dennis, Softboard Willie and Michelle, Larry, Century 21 office, and hobo sanwiches, damn...