Playa blanca, coralillo, white sand, red tide, DOH...

Well, sorry for no bloggin last few weeks but I is busy, start out 8/19 we do playa blanca, nice waves, next day coralillo on a boat, DOH and red tide, we surf any ways, next day we judges a surfin contest, next day playa blanca, next day off, next day playa blanca, next day surf lesson, next day boca barranca, next day sportfishing, next day detox, yesterday boca barranca, today boca barranca, oh fuck, I tired...

Bye Chinos...go spam somewhere else.

Well we gots a lotta chinos commenting on da blog writin bullshit nonsense, well dats my job to write bullshit nonsense, no offense to you Johnny Dang, so I just added a new feature to da blog to regualate comments, FU Chino Bastards!

Bialeta...

Well fuck, I aint got no idea how dis mudda fuckin coffee maker works but da last 2 days I been brangin da surf lessons to Xandari, an da last 2 days I drankin coffee grounds, so I likek, what da fuck, I gots to go to work in 5 minutes bitch, my ole coffee maker done spin out tail slide, fuck, so today i figure out da bialete, however da fuck you spell her, but I drank a cups of coffee, my comedy is all good, my best joke is da board is 10 feet, da leash is 10 feet, so 10 plus 10, you gots to jump off at least 15 feet before, I dont gots calculator on da beach...

Wow

Well, just fuckin Wow...

This photo was taken by a good friend, and I stole it from facebook so please give credit to Teri Dominey for photography, wow.

Squibby Tibby Tibbs!

Well dis is my fuckin dog, she jus now learnin how to bark at criminals, should gets plenty o practice round here with all dem low life ass-clowns walkin round here not workin beggin for guaro, sellin cocos, fuck you. I still a little bitter bout dem mofos robbin my shit, my therapist is dumbfounded, help me.

Da Cave...

Well dis da view dat Royalty have when settin on da throne posted up in Da Cave at World HQ Soda Mary...an at todays exchange rate, only $5120 per night, come on down, da price is right!

BBQ Grill Emergency...dial 911

Well we trowin down da poke ribs las night fast and furious when all da sudden dat handle fly off da handle, outta control, oh fuck, Cousin Bruce git yo ass down here, we gots an emergency, brang some ribs too beyotch!

Fuck da Euros...

Well, da mutha fuckin euro back packers done wore my ass out, axin me bout surfin board rentals an shit, an day says we can gits a surfin board rental fo $7.50 in Jaco, an I says go git dat mudda fucka an bring 2 back fo me cuz I gone rents dat shit out fo $20 spot, thank you niggers, bye...

Dogs on Treadmills, WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlSTC5C-nGg

Well I be god damn, check out my bros dog on a fuckin treadmill, he got dat crazy look in his eye like he gone bite da fuck out da mail man, check out da video too if yo candy ass computer can handle...

Stang Ray numba 5...

Well I have a nice card game last night, all is good, wake up start drankin beer cuz I gots to go to works at Noon, any ways, me an Kealys out there workin in da worst rip current ever, kinda like doin push-ups fo 2 hours, all da sudden I gets hit on my small toe, oh fuck, stangin ray, I hobbles over to Kealy an picks my toe up outta da watta an ask, she bleedin? He says yep, so da pain makes her way up my groin, oh fuck, I say fuck it, we gots $200 on da line, lets do this shit. Another good day in paradise, nuthin dat a couple cold ones wont fix.

Texas Chilly an Texas Holdem...

Well it Friday night in Esterillos da big EO2778 an we been surfin da kine waves fo 2 days now an Bo decides we needs to play some pokers, so right now I is whoopin up dat batch o good ole Texas Chilly, oh fuck. Da boys are comin over bout 6 (some gals too, Brooke, Desirae come on) we gonna do dis, Soda Mary Texas Holdem Tourney goin down, please do not bring a fucking salad, we eatin chilly you hear? Brang beer.

We let yall knows tomorrow who kills it...

Jumpin Baginas!

Well dat surf been all jacked up oh fuck fo bout 2 weeks now out front til today some body done flip da switch an dat shit is on, fuckin perfect Oeste. Me an Pops is paddlin out, Jimmy already out on da kine wave, Bo is out doin kine maniobras, then da whole neighbor hood niggas paddles out, Eric, Legend, Richard, Noah, Kealy, we settin there waitin for da kine set when dis 1993 Hayundai Bus jumps out da watta bouta 100 yards out, oh fuck, did you see that? Then bam dat mofo lands a cannon ball shoot white wattas all over da yard.

Dem mammals starts to jumpin so big make you feel like a crack head at da bus stop small. I tank dey calls em Ballenas en espanol, don't quotes me on dat.

Dis foto taken by Bo Maisel couple weeks ago, same spot, he know how to shoot dem ole pitchers.

DJ Lagarto...

Well I gets all addicted to Lime Wire, next thang you knows, DJ Lagarto, escratchy scratch, Sunday night guest DJ at Vagos, cain't touch dis beeyotch...ring da bell, schools back in...

Footmaball

11 wins 5 losses, first playoff appearance, afc championship game, down with the sickness, I'm about to break, are you ready fo some football?
btw: Lance Berkman's playin fo da Yanks, Go Big Puma!