Hard Times and Hand Jobs

Well we settin around brain fartin while it stormin all over damn place and tourists have become an endangered species an I comes up with this wild ass promotion idea: Free Hand Job with Board Rental, fucking genius, and the rental boards start rollin out the door, well one board was rented and homey notices the promo on the sign says what about dat free hand job? an I says oh yea, hold on bro, I got this, Hey Miguel, here's a thousand colones, give this guy a hand job, thanks bro, Miguel spits on his hand, flashes his snaggle tooth grin an hooks it up behind da dumpster, pura vida, we rollin...

Train Wreck...Pelon vs. Lagarto...Oh Fuck

Well, I met Pelon many years ago when I was 2 years old, but all that don't matter when the law of physics get involved.

Summer Time...

Well look like summer time right around da corner, dis nice photo of father/daughter/surfers with that big orange ball sinkin in da watta...come on tourists, want some candy?

Gone Tico...WTF...

Well, that is not a big bottle of piss, that is my new gas can, I am officially gone Tico and you can buy gas at the bomba and carry it off in your hand if you want, or put it in a nice coca-cola bottle like I do, fuckin pura vida...got all my pressure washin done around the surf shop, that shit was gettin slippery as fuck, all good now...

Breast Cancer Awareness...

Well, Kealy been watchin football players wearin pink shoes, pink dew rags an he says, oh fuck, this is Breast Cancer Awareness month, so he goes out an get a pink bar of wax, I tink he take it a little too far...

New Surfer in Esterillos...

Wow, hard to believe he is not even 5 months old yet but he is ready to go for a surf...

Hard Times...

EEWell, today our CEO, Brett says we gotta cut some corners here, get ridda dat TV an internet an we cans make it to December, done, no more internet, no more NFL, no more baseball playoffs, no more fantasy football, even though I domimate, we all have to bite the bullet...I will blog again when the tourists coms back man...