Hard Times and Hand Jobs

Well we settin around brain fartin while it stormin all over damn place and tourists have become an endangered species an I comes up with this wild ass promotion idea: Free Hand Job with Board Rental, fucking genius, and the rental boards start rollin out the door, well one board was rented and homey notices the promo on the sign says what about dat free hand job? an I says oh yea, hold on bro, I got this, Hey Miguel, here's a thousand colones, give this guy a hand job, thanks bro, Miguel spits on his hand, flashes his snaggle tooth grin an hooks it up behind da dumpster, pura vida, we rollin...