Well da god dang waves done shut down gone flat so last night sittin round da bar some knuckle head come up wid idea, let's do a boogie board tourney tomorrow, next ting we all sign a paper says we gone show up, well sho nuff all da contestants pose for group photo den hall ass into the ocean, big ass poundin shore break, da kine dat twist your spine when you drop in on dat sponge, twist it around a slidin bottom turn in about 18 inch water, watch da lip slam down on you head, yea man you was in da barrel, good for you man, you a hero for bout 1 second, git yo ass up on da beach and get you spine adjusted bro, you sick.
We got award ceremony all lined up call Boogey Night at da Low TIde. They was boobs flyin around da watta today, god bless em...
We got award ceremony all lined up call Boogey Night at da Low TIde. They was boobs flyin around da watta today, god bless em...
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What an awesome day! Lots of boggie goin' on at the Low Tide Lounge.
man....shawnie and i just read this, laughing out loud. i almost peed my pants. i miss you guys like you wouldn't believe-- so does shawn. WE LOVE YOU. wish i was there to watch you dominate the sponge contest.
dick & clit dragger extravaganza!! how gay is that!!!! i hope it was required to slam some cold ones before paddling out..
by the way, I did not write that first comment, somebody do stole mys identity, I tink was shawn or cailin...
Wish I was there. I am up here in the States sitting in a windowless office. Water is 55 degrees, windy, kelp, tar, crowds. I'll be back.
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