Tubes and Boobs...

Well today we say god dang, dat surf really big out front, bout 10-15 feet and she aint clean, big ass maytag, so we haul ass in da new scooby doo mystery machine, end up at dat new jetty and catch some of da best barrels, tubos you ever seen in you life. Ever body got Tubed but me, Tony look like a wheel barrow fins stickin straight up in da air, hollerin at some tico in da barrel, Noah with 5 over gettin shacked, he killed it today, bout 4 to 8 feet solid, and Adam try touch the top of the barrel just like in dat movie. I and I just happy with the leftover wavers, gracias a Dios...We never make it to the tit bar...

Sober as a Judge (A Surf Judge that is...)

Well we done finish up with our first annual charity surf tourney benefiting Palo Seco and all the dam judges rise up from Esterillos, Soda Mary Surf Team and da people askin how come all da surf judges drankin beer, and some body say, dat how day roll up in Esterillos...

Burgers an Bones...oh shit man!

Well now, been long time since I blog man cuz I got the Lion share of Beers here in town and cannot remember my password to log into dat blog bra, but last night I have a dream and de letters come back to my brain, tonight is da new moon...so here we go bra.

We jus sittin round after big big surf session and say hey man, let cook up some burgers and I whip yo ass in dominoes, ever body sittin around agree so we buy 4.4 pound hamburger for 5 people and de butcher says shit man, fuckin gringos...any ways, Noah trow some moostard, garlic and woostershire into da meet next ting you know dat grill is on fire, we got the best cheeseburgers in dis small country of 4 million people.

We kill dat and commence to throwin bones, Brett Lagarto, Noah, Adam, Tony and Camarooni. Noah won dat first game, then every thing change, threee people got high, one person dont count well, and shit man Brett kickk a bunch of asss...20, 20, 20, 20, is there an echo up here in dis MF Soda Mary?...

The Jersey Shore

Well here's a little shout out to all our good friends on the Jersey Shore, hope all is well and da waves are kind. This photo from our Charity Surf Tourney on Sunday in Palo Seco, gotta wash all dem jerseys so they smell good for the next Tourney, also, thanks to Christian Surfers and Pura Vida Church for letting us use the rashers.

Big Cock...

Well my naybas done up an got dim self a big ass rooster, day calls it a fightin chicken and dat mofo sleeps about 6 feet from my pillow thru a thin block wall, well dat MF starts to hollerin bout 4:45 ever mornin, I'll be god dang, dat sum bitch...

Any ways dat cock sucker up and disappears on us yestaday and we still lookin fo dat poor bastard, somebody open up dat cage and da fightin chicken met his match...

Ever body in town thinks I kill dat chicken, but if you like, join me fo breakfast tomorrow, we havin Gallo Pinto...we can talk about it, PV!

Well one our followers say he got a bigger cock, and sho nuff posted his photo, dat a perty big chicken bra...