Saturday, June 6, 2009

Soda Mary World Wide Headquarters




Well we done kickin it up a notch on da world wide marketing plan, we gone global on your ass...gots our own new stickers dat you can put on yo car or your fridge if you aint gots a god dang car, well if you aint gots a fridge, put it on your surfboard. If you aint gots a surfboard, hands it to the homeless person laying next to you on da ground. Maybe tomorrow Porno Claus will pay you a visit and leave a dirty magazine next to you while you is sleepin.


Yes, dat a brand new surfin board with the proud Soda Mary Surf Team sticka, Tanks to my brother, Nigel Tommy Tom down Florida, yea man! See you asses in da watta...


Dear Nigel, Costa Rica 3, Trini Tobago 2, sorry bout dat man, maybe you qualify in front of United Stateys...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dat new sticker off de hook. E-nuff men lookin to claim one of dem.Seen de Legend rollin with one on his surf ride....Paloma ridin shotgun...............Pelon

Anonymous said...

Muchos gracias to Tommy tom - stickas look real nice man!
my surfin team gotta drinkin problem.....
RAM

Anonymous said...

p.s. My drinkin team has a surfin problem...

Brett said...

My surfin problem lead to drankin...

Anonymous said...

Hey Brett, great board. got the colors of the local football team from me and apple. MUST BE MAGIC!!!

cheers,
thoralf