Monday, December 21, 2009

Nigga dat Bee done whoop yo ass...

Well dis aint first time story been told bout Tio Pelon, he was workin in da ghetto, jus like where we live, sep fo aint no black folks, got the call on 911, Pelon is a fireman, bunch of ole black men playin dominoes in a vacant lot, ole boy takes a swig from his ole wine coola, bee stings his ass on da tongue, swells up and god dang medical emergency, well some ole sanford and son lookin mofo rolls up on a bicyle swoops up to da back of dat ambulance where Tio Pelon is workin for taxpayers dollars and says, "Nigga dat bee done whoop yo ass" true story.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

UN DIA EN LA VIDA DE MONO............PELON

Anonymous said...

please do not repeat that story anymo.....

Anonymous said...

That's a classic story !

surfdawg said...

rumor got it dat som rayo wit a stinga don whopped lagartos ass!!