Texas in da Hay-Ouse...

Another great day here in the ghetto wid da kind kind waves, nice and gentle, not gonna kill ya.

Met a great family from Texas yesterday, drove down here in a monster truck with a camper on the back, they gone check out south america, I think they doin good works along the way. So me and Larry give em 5 of this family of 7 surf lessons and they had a ball. Julie, Amy, Sam, Jay and Ben, pura vida! That one helluva rig, diesel, F-350 with a box on the back I could rent out for a luxury cabina.

Ole John Dang threw down the hammer in the kitchen with a stir fry that would kick yo A, dude knows how to cook, he's throwin down banana leaves pullin out all the chino tricks, last night he put a bowl in a pot with some water with a lid on the bowl, threw out some banana leaves and called it steamed fish, dude is outta contro...

Puro chino...